Time for another
native
american porn episode at NDNgirls! Defying logic, and perhaps my
own sanity I
traveled 2200 miles to shoot this next scene... all the way up to cold
ass
Winnipeg, Manitoba. After
all,
NDNgirls isn't
going to update itself and I gotta keep you members happy! And I know
its been a minute since I
last posted a fresh scene, but yall niggas gotta realize
that I run on
CP time,
and it takes time and money to travel, locate, and film all the girls
for
this site. Looking at my visitor stats for NDNgirls.com, apparently
there is a large percentage of folks logging in from Winnipeg so I
decided to make my next trip there to give NDNgirls that local flavor
that it's known for in
Thunder Bay,
Ontario where my name in
the streets is
hotter than fish grease. If you've ever deep-fried fish
and gotten popped by the grease, then you know how hot NDNgirls is in
Canada and the midwest. I've even heard that niggas are selling bootleg
NDNgirls DVDs in
some parts. Its grown to epic proportions where girls I meet
for the first time know all about me, and this silly website before I
even introduce myself. Who fucking knows... but with all the threats
and hate mail I receive (see the
comments page for
sample) it makes me think that niggas have too much free time on their hands..
and don't even get me started on
Grand
Portage Indian Reservation in Minnesota where I've been banned
from. I'm surprised the Chippewa tribe took a break from laundering
federal government grant money to even take notice of me. I was only
their lead accountant and grant writer for a year, what would I know...
Meegwich indeed. But
such is life.
Anyhow,
Winnipeg is situated
right in the middle of
Canada
eh, about 45 minutes
across from the US border near
Fargo,
North Dakota. I would have just up and
drove here but I got a lot of shit to fix on my car since some florida
cracker plowed into me at a stoplight a few weeks ago. I got a broken
ankle
and a torn leg muscle as a result of the crash and was hopping around
on crutches like "Tiny Tim" from Mickey mouses scrooge christmas carol
cartoon,
but after getting some physical therapy I knew I had to get this site
updated to keep my members happy. After all, this site, my DVDs, and my
clip stores are my bread and butter, so I couldn't let yall
niggas down. No way. So as soon as my black ass could walk and/or
pimp-limp without crutches, off on the greyhound bus I went.... all the
way from Florida to the middle of nowhere Canada. For only 99 bucks...
what a great country America is. Go Greyhound! 3 days of insanity
on the bus later I arrived, only to get stripsearched and interrogated
by my good friends at
Canada Customs in a cold warehouse, typically reserved for inspecting
truckers loads. They could have at least took me inside
the main heated building. Anyhow I got there, shaken but not stirred...
Now
I haven't contacted any girls in Winnipeg other than
Betty Spanks (or
is it Spanxxx?) a cute little
native american porn
starlet who is kind of on my
fucking nerves at the moment with her continuous "call my agent for
booking"
runarounds as if she's Aria Giovanni or something, so I had only a few
days to find a new girl to film...
which I thought would be easy.
WRONG.
Even
with craigslist wide open and uncensored in
canada, modeling sites like onemodelplace.com and modelmayhem.com where
video models are basically for sale, and
countless other resources it is extremely difficult to shoot porn here.
You can find "regular" girls easily, on craigslists, at clubs, shopping
malls,
hanging around ATMs (lol... must be a winnipeg thang) etc... but
as for the porn video most girls here just ain't going for it,
regardless of money its something
uncommon in these parts.
I guess.
Either
that or my greyhound bus got into town on
welfare day, hence my american money will not be any good until a few
days later, or right after "childs tax credit day" when bitches be
broke as a mofo all over Canada. So.... against the advice of many, I
ended up getting a cheap rental car ($13/day, thank you hotwire.com!)
and cruising
around Winnipeg, which apparently is chock full of biker gangs, native
street gangs,
young looking girls on every corner, drug dealers, filipino mafia,
human traffickers, and bold thieves who will carjack you at stoplights,
grand theft auto san andreas style, at knifepoint even (push the
triangle button twice CJ!) according to
various keyboard warriors on the internet (fucking honkeys, most
likely). And none of this
internet hype about Winnipeg is true... including stories of stupid motherfuckers allegedly
throwing donuts at hookers for sport in Winnipeg. be sure to listen to
my audio stories on this topic.
What
I
found
was
Winnipeg is actually
a quite nice, modern city that has a very bad rep. Winnipeg is Las
Vegas compared to Thunder Bay. Things are just alive and jumpin here.
The city doesn't shut down at 5pm. To save what little money I had for
filming, I
stayed at a
hostel downtown for $28 a day,
the cheapest accomodation I could
find, and also rented a (very nice) lightweight road bike from there
for $10 just to get around the
city, meet some folks, and see for myself if all these internet rumors
about Winnipeg were indeed true (none were). I ventured off to the
infamous North end, or northside, or whatever the fuck that area past
Main St. and Higgins
is... the ethnic part of town with all the natives and brown folks are,
and never once had any problems with anyone. I kicked it in the park
with them niggas like they were family. I even went down
Aikins,
Selkirk, and all the neighboring
tracks despite hearing from
locals that I have a
"100% chance of
getting stabbed" there. You white
canadian motherfuckers crack me up. Seriously. Indians are not going to
fucking eat you. Now, the girls may fuck your brains out, suck your
balls dry, and ride you like a rodeo bull... (for a
price!) but
they're not going to fucking eat you. Jesus. And it shouldn't take a
black ass outsider "yankee" nigga like me to tell you that.
Rant
aside,
and getting back to the
NDNgirls
girly girls, which are oh so much fun... I met up with Cindy my 2nd day
in town and she showed me around and got me up to speed with
everything, which is important when arriving at any new location... get
you a
bottom bitch to give you some game
and fill you in on the details of your locale as soon as possible. The
first thing I asked her was who or what was snapping flash pictures of
me all around town, at fucking midnight even... when the streets were
empty... and Cindy filled me in that they have
"Speed Cameras" here in
Winnipeg that take your cars picture when you're speeding and shit.
Totally high tech society... they don't even have that in America yet
to my knowlege. They got stoplight cameras, but not radar cameras for
speeders. Niggas would riot in the streets over some bullshit like that
in the US. Anyhow I had a rental car and didn't give a fuck about
foreign traffic laws in typical american fashion... I did U-turns
everywhere, as my nigga Obama would pardon me anyway. So on the way to
take Cindy home she asked me for some smokes and I said sure thing, not
knowing the motherfuckers were $11 a pack up here. I thought the dude
at the 7-11 cheated me, and he even looked at my american money funny.
I have no idea how you niggas up north can afford to smoke. Really I
don't. If I can just bring me a few cartons up there next time I can
trade those motherfuckers for pussy like beaver furs in the 1800s.
Anyhow I got Cindy her rather pricey cancer sticks and gave her the job
of finding me a video girl for
NDNgirls
in exchange for a small kickback, kind of like what
Tomasina did for me in Thunder Bay.
It always works better (and easier) for girls to recruit other girls
for me. In the meantime it frees up my time to workout, play tourist (I
snapped this cool photo at this place called "
The
Forks"), ride bikes, explore the city, and do other fun shit other
than burning up gas chasing broads. But 2 days go by and still no leads
from Cindy. And my bus leaves town in 12 hours. Fuck! Betty Spanks is
all booked up, and I'm thinking I may be going home empty handed with
no tape, having roughed it on the bus all cramped up for days eating
cereal bars and canned tuna, with a fucked up throbbing leg from my car
accident. I'm not a happy camper. So I decide to stop by Cindy's place
one more time. She says to me she hasn't found anyone yet...
BUT she'll do the video with me.
Fuck yeah!
Getting to the scene, If you've never been with a shorty you're missing
out fellas. I sincerely mean that. I've done scenes with hundreds of
girls, of all races, shapes, and I must say the shorteez are the most
fun to play with. Preferrably Size 0. Really doe. Colin Chapman
(racecar driver for Lotus) said it best, "
Light weight is it's
own reward" and such is the case with short girls like Cindy.
Just over 4ft tall and 120lbs =
FUN.
You
can pickup this chick without hurting yourself, flip her over like
a waffle, and basically ride her like a bicycle! You can probably bench
press her too, but I didn't try that. Also your dick will look and feel
at least 3 times bigger
when partnering up with a shortee of this calibre. Look at the pics
below, thats no camera trick Cindy is just little :) Did I mention she
was
FUN? Fuck dude... you had
to be there. I think the pictures tell the story but you'll have to
join NDNgirls and pay a
nigga to watch the full movie inside. Don't forget you get a
FREE NDNGIRLS DVD when you
join too. I'll do something atypical here and provide you guys with my
audio stories of the trip as well as a few teaser clips to enjoy. This
one is sure to be a classic scene.
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VIDEO
-Shimmy
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